About the Pirate:
This apostolic pirate founded R.L.M. and continues to find things. His interests include bliss bashes, toking the Ghost, Godka, smoking the Holy Spirit crack pipe in Papa's pleasureland, and whacking the masses with Jesus juice! "I am permiwhacked on the gospel of Jesus Christ," Brandon testifies. New Wine Renaissance Baby!!!

About the Wine Queen:
"Shoobie Boobie juice!" she says. Qwokked up on Jesus is how you'll find this wine queen. Just get 'em drunk!!!

"But the LORD is with me like a dread champion"
-Jeremiah 20:11 (NASB)